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    Tour Blog; DAY 15: LONDON. Daily Affirmation vid #2 Girl's head explodes PLUS we get new Jersey Shore Nicknames

    Posted on July 19, 2010 at 01:26 AM

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    11am Wake up in my dry sub-Saharan bunk with my stocking cap pulled down over my face, sarcophagus style… slept like a buried Pharaoh.. arms crossed over my chest.. silence. just the distant hum of the diesel bus engine and my irregular pulse thumping my inner ear. Cringe. Heartbeats wig me out. Once i got so bored waiting at Walgreens that i put my arm in that 25cent blood pressure machine and had a gigantic fucking meltdown in front of a bunch of old people. never again. 

    Lying there in the dark I also remember that yesterday I officially gave up trying to keep my clean and dirty clothes separated, which helps to explain why my entire wardrobe now smells like the dinosaur egg exhibit at the Museum of Natural History –

    -Can't remember any dreams from last night, as usual. But I look at the log on my piece of crap terrorist phone and laugh at a long senseless text i sent our Tour Manager at 4am: 

    "Jack, FYI new band policy; Part I. On all KH print materials from this point forward, 'soundcheck' must be spelled 'SoundCZECH'. Part II: Please start referring to all band members by our new Jersey Shore nicknames; Greg: “The Decision,” Mat “The Complication,” and Dan “The Mortician.” Pls make one up for Maddox. i'm too tired."

    I kick open the curtain, withdraw to the lounge and start my day in the sophisticated, regal manner to which I’ve now become accustomed: a full-flavored loose leaf Tibetan tea, a delicate blueberry confectionery, and a wonderful YouTube vid of some girl getting TREATED.

    Daily Affirmation vid #2

    (I don't know about the "roll," but she definitely gets the "stop" and "drop" parts right.)

    15 viewings later, after smearing away my sweet, insensitive tears of joy, it finally registers: We're actually back in London. Bloody LONDON, Oi! Mecca! Home to 90% of my idols; origin of the accents and styles we’ve been "borrowing" our entire career.

    We’re parked outside the venue, the beautiful Electric Ballroom. Bus is pretty much empty.. Greg is exploring Camden Market… Dan and Garrett are visiting the Gibson Guitars showroom. Maddox is getting his nose pierced. I post up at a cool pub called The Camden Eye and start work on a piece for Rock Sound Magazine that’s 2 weeks overdue.

    (Like a masochist, I also decide to check up on some Fbook updates. Tension headache in 3, 2, 1, there it is!)

    Back inside, we got a chance to spend time with some members of the KHK street team

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    We shared some touching stories, saw some impressive tattoos, and even got a cake

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    The show was MASSIVE and so much fun… 

    Following the melee in Manchester, I assumed that the London crowd would be subdued by comparison.. but I was immediately proven wrong. WAY wrong…

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    First time I got within snatching distance of the barrier, I got devoured by trap door spiders in the front row —pulled me in to the pit - drawn and quartered.. got kiss-raped by something with a mustache...-army ants and killer bees - broke my suspenders....stole my bracelets, but I emerged back on stage somehow clutching a brand new pocket watch… Fair trade? i guess. Buddhists would say I never truly owned those things anyway. ;)

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    Another personal highlight was covering my favorite pop song of all time, ‘Just Like Heaven’.

    -Afterwards we took pics and autographed misc body parts behind the club for another hour after the show- dripping my radioactive sweat on to many fans whom i recognize from previous tours... their excitement was so genuine and contagious that i hated leaving.

    Our official Post-show-party was held at Bungalow 8… Many close friends drop by, including trouble-maker Taylor the Terrible from Disorder Magazine

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    Our fav birthday girl, Chloe Little, hosts the night --in a white vinyl dress w a Masonic eye painted on it

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    Greg spun a sick set of dirty indie electro... then we both mug it at our table, totally entertained by certain guys whose wealth and entitlement we certainly may envy.. but whose dance moves we certainly do not. 

    We toast to another wonderful London experience, and it's off to Birmingham we go, old chap...Cheerio!

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    Tour Blog; DAY 13,14: NEWCASTLE, MANCHESTER; Instant Cure for Morning Sadness, Carbombs, Meat is Murder

    Posted on July 1, 2010 at 05:22 AM

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    NEWCASTLE

    Morning coma in my fishtank bunk.

    Consciousness seeps back in like a carbon monoxide leak. My lashes slowly unzip - crusty black venus flytraps - and my tired frog eyes survey my environment for any shapes in the darkness. None.

    My toes are claustrophobic in my socks. too drained to do anything about that right now. Vital signs. Affirmative. I’m technically alive, tho this information gives me no sense of relief.

    Diagnostics check. the usual; a variety of sharp and dull pains, dehydration, melancholia, nothing major… but I’m thinking carpal tunnel, brain cancer, tapeworms, earwigs, scurvy, 8ball hemorrhage… 

    Roll over on to my back. Jaw into my chest and open my laptop on my stomach. Pupils hammer shut as the screen fires up. I have 19 chins.

    My E.T. finger grazes the touchpad, and just when you’d think a giant grin might be impossible this early… I click on the video I’ve been watching 10x every morning for the past week.

    SOLID GOLD

    Now, I don’t believe in ‘daily affirmations’ per se.  I do however believe in what the Germans call Schadenfreude… the act of “deriving joy from other people’s pain”; Especially when the “other people" in this case is a complete chode who goes on stage dressed like a Nat Geo photographer.

    Try it with your coffee every morning. It’s a great way to start the day…

    We’re in Newcastle!

    Great memories of this town; VERY die-hard fans; high-energy shows. Always. 

    3PM Greg and I are running late for an interview at Metro Radio… we love Alan, the quirky host. As usual, when we arrive, we spends more time on air discussing ghost sightings, anti-aging secrets and Zeitgeist conspiracies than music...

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    Blackberry still not working. T-Mobile put me on “aggressive customer” list again. Weird. i never even raised my voice last time.. all I said, very calmly, was, “you people make me want to go on a killing spree.” “What did you say sir?” “Nothing.” 

    -So for the rest of the tour I’m resigned to use this pathetic pay-as-you-go ghetto phone like a fucking insurgent. Every time I pull it out in public, people look at me like I’m gonna detonate a carbomb – and u know what, after struggling with this thing for an hour to send ONE text, I wish I DID have a carbomb. I’d tape it to my dick. Send send send

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    Just SOME (all) of this phone's spectacular features:

    -monochromatic display!

    -holds up to 40 names and numbers! (up to 9 characters each)

    -Games such as Snake-xenzia! Dice Game! Settings!

    -Caller ID!

    Interview over, we passed by the historic Castle Keep; last time we were here I perched alone on one of the ledges for a long while, overlooking the River Tyne… Strange, simple, and uninteresting as that sounds, it was a personal highlight of the last tour for me.

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    Back at the venue we settled backstage to prep for the show, which we knew would be, in the words of our Brit comrades, "absolutely mental". (never pronounce the T in mental)

    I’d been given a stuffed panda bear as a gift from a fan...brought him on stage and oddly it was a real comfort... I relate to animals that have dark circles around their eyes...

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    The Newcastle crowd began jumping in unison to the songs, buckling the floor… and tho we’ve seen this before, it’s never been quite THIS intense… Richter Scale level... at some points it was difficult even to keep balance on stage...

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    We can’t wait to play here again.

    MANCHESTER

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    Oh Manchester… (or as locals pronounce it Manchestaahh) -Home to so many of our musical idols.. Stone Roses, Smiths, New Order, etc… -this city also produces the most beautifully vicious of all the UK crowds…

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    Typically stormy English day as our bus pulled in, but my spirits were high… you see, I'd just landed a “huge” fish on janky-ass Bass Strike on the janky-ass Playstation 2, and was filled, unexpectedly, with an alarming amount of pride. Just beaming. I mean, i took a picture of the screen.

    Bass Strike is one of the only games on the bus, and it was designed in 1991… it’s so obsolete and janky-ass in every possible way. Janky-ass graphics, janky-ass sound, janky-ass concept, etc... but I love it… I love that I’m the ONLY FOOL IN THE WORLD addicted to this obscure, janky-ass game. I defy you to name any video game more irrelevant and janky-ass than Bass Strike.  (and pls don't say Burgertime… Don't ask why, just please don't.)

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    Hustled thru the rain to the Whitworth Art Gallery (best carrot cake and Earl Grey tea of my life in the café ) –cool exhibition. Along the way I passed the Holy Name Church on Oxford Road, (the very church immortalized by The Smith’s in their song, Vicar in a Tutu.)

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    In the past, our shows at in Manchester more closely resembled rugby matches than concerts, and thankfully, tonight was no exception… Its one of those cities where the roles are reversed… the crowd IS the entertainment, and i'm just a spectator... I get to stand back and watch as our crew and local security attempt/fail to hold back the storm. 

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    AFTER shows in Manchester, I have 2 traditions…

    Tradition 1: I spend about £45 calling my mother back home in Boston and gushing about the night… 

    she always says, “Oh Matthew, you LOVE Morrissey! I’m SO happy he was there!” “no.. mom.. he’s FROM here…” “what darling?!” “Nevermind!”

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    Tradition 2: We walk in a pack with friends and crew like stormtroopers down Oxford St.. first to Big Hands (fav local pub of Elbow, The Doves, etc…)  Then on to La Qila- our favorite Indian restaurant on Curry Mile. On this particular night we connected several tables (next to Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United), -where all 21 of us thoroughly enjoyed sweating to the painfully spicy Vindaloo curry, sharing cheap wine and even cheaper gossip… xo

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