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July 13, 2004
Hummer Haters
According to the website fuh2.com, the Hummer H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle...it may look like the original Hummer but it's really just a Chevy Tahoe underneath. They also credit it as being a gas guzzler, polluter, death machine and a tax loophole.
They're so fired up about it that they've built a site dedicated to H2 hating, full of submissions from other people around the country who are fed up with the gas guzzling SUVs.
The SUV backlash has officially begun (and led to some pretty funny pics).
Posted by other 1 on July 13, 2004 at 05:33 PM in Weblogs | Permalink
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WHAT A BUNCH OFLOSERS U GUYS R. IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME WORKING YUR BACK INSTEADOF YUR MOUTH YOU'D EARN ENUF MONEY TO OWN ONE OF THE GAS HOG, OVER THE TOP, SMASH MOUTH VEHICLES. UNTIL THEN, JUST SHUT YUR PIE HOLES.
CLIVE----------------
Posted by: CLIVE | Nov 25, 2004 1:58:34 AM
I like everything about my Hummer. It's the best vehicle I ever had. Everything you guys say about it is exactly why I like it. Test drive one and then you'll understand. Why have a "Hummer Hater" Chat Room? I think I'll create my own "Hummer Lover's" Chat Room. I'm 58 years old and I've had about every SUV that's out there and nothing even compares to the fun I have driving this vehicle. Amen.
Posted by: Elvis Presley | Nov 11, 2005 11:30:52 AM
Clive is right! SHUT YOUR PIE HOES! I CAN'T HELP IT THAT YOUR GUYS DRIVE OIL DRIPPING, GAS LEAKING FORDS!
Posted by: Hummer Man | Jan 19, 2006 12:50:28 PM
Hummer Man has a small penis.
Posted by: non-loser | Jan 19, 2006 2:26:08 PM
Hummers are the SHIT. People only get mad and hate them because the becon score is 425.
Posted by: Kayos | Feb 3, 2006 5:32:26 PM
Don't get mad cause your credit score is in the 400's and ya girl want's to ride wit us!! www.myspace.com/hummersturnheads
Posted by: Kayos | Feb 3, 2006 5:36:42 PM
Im always amazed at people who dont work hard ,educate themself to have good paying jobs hate those of us who have.I bet if these hummer haters made what I do or won the lotto tomorrow they would trade that jap made toyota in for the biggest SUV they could find.I pay my insurance,gas and if you dont like the life style I live ,then too bad for you.God created all men equal,he made Hummers for those who took his given gifts and put them to use.Im proud to buy American,and Hummer says American all over it ,not Japan,or france ,or Germany.I have an H2 and Im buying my wife one next week.Long live the Hummer.
Posted by: BRITT OWENS | Jul 10, 2006 1:24:16 AM
You can have all the b*tches who are interested in you for your CREDIT SCORE. Life is not a rap video dummy!
Posted by: ringo | Jul 13, 2006 12:12:37 PM
hell yeah hummers rule h1 here the pinkos and tree huggers can take the bus
Posted by: jason black | Apr 15, 2007 9:53:49 PM
Get a real SUV. Get a Wrangler.
Posted by: Jack Black | May 16, 2007 7:02:57 PM
ah lalala la hummers are kewl but only if they are hydrogen powered like governer arnolds fleet of them. Dont hate hummers theyre really nice just not whatthey pump out. ALTERNATIVE FUEL ROCKS MY SOCKS MAN!!!!!!!!
pAULO rUIZ
Posted by: Aaron Miller | Jun 1, 2007 1:31:06 PM
I can’t figure out why so many people hate Hummers.
But being a large fat man, I see some similarities in our culture with my Hummer and myself. People that hate Hummers probably hate big fat people too.
1)MPG
First of all, the Hummer H3 gets roughly the same gas mileage as half the other midsize SUV’s out there. Example, the Volkswagen Toureg gets 14city/18hwy, but I don’t see people protesting it. There must be at least 30 or 40 other SUV models out there that are about the same, give or take 5 mpg. With that in mind, it can’t be the reason why it’s hated so much. If it were, they would hate all SUV’s equally. FOOD- Fat people consume more food resources than normal, depleting the world food supply, but do people hate us for it? Well, the all you can eat buffet did.
2)The look of the Hummer.
People hate it with disgust. Why? I don’t know?
I think the Honda Element looks gay, but I don’t protest it or make my disgust publicly known all over the Internet. People cant be so prejudice to hate a vehicle because of the way it looks. Fat people are not aesthetically viable. We get the same look as the Hummer does. Hopefully we wont get protested as the Hummer does.
3)The size.
Yes, it’s a big vehicle, but no larger than a trailblazer or suburban. I have shared the roads with large vehicles all my life, and it has never bother me much. What does it matter?
It’s no different than if you hate fat people because you can’t see around them, or cant get around them in the grocery store. I’m the equivalent of a Hummer in your Local mall
4)The Image
I’m personally against war, but the war like image of the hummer doesn’t bother me because I don’t associate the two like some liberal lunatics might. Besides, there isn’t that many vehicles that I fit inside. Do I feel more masculine, or if it makes my penis bigger? I don’t know, I haven’t seen it in years.
5) Danger to others on the road.
True, if I hit your hybrid car with my hummer, physics does the math and it will probably kill you three times over. Pro-life choice – Drive a Prius or drive a Hummer. You made your choice. If the mpg or environment comes before your safety, who am I to judge your priorities? Do what you must. If I fall on top of you, I would probably kill you too.
Hate the Hummer all you want, but don’t hate me for driving one. I’m just a big fat guy going to eat something.
Posted by: Fat guy | Jun 7, 2007 10:59:26 AM
ii actually love hummersz... its just for people who can afford it. the gas is expensive but you kno what that is why only people who can afford it buy it, DURR. and if u really wanna hate a car, hate the PT cruiser... that ugly crappy car!
Posted by: neomi aka kittii | Jun 8, 2007 7:25:27 PM
I'm writing an article about Hummer haters vs. lovers. I want to use a comment that was posted on this site in my article (I am not on one side or the other). May I have your permission? Contact me at my email address, please.
Posted by: Margaret | Jul 9, 2007 8:36:05 PM
I'm writing an article about Hummer haters vs. lovers. I want to use a comment that was posted on this site in my article (I am not on one side or the other). May I have your permission? Contact me at my email address, please.
Posted by: Margaret | Jul 9, 2007 8:37:29 PM
Why all the Hate for Hummers I don't own one yet, but i will. I drove them when I was in the military (5) years and I love A good HUMMER. (LOL)
The way I understand it is that anybody who has a hummer an H1, H2 and an H3 are supporting the Terrorists. how is that the last time I checked Hummers and all the cars use either Gas or Diesel which comes from the same place as you HUMMER haters buy your gas for your moped's so FUCK off I drive a Dodge Durango i love the power from the 5.9 liter V-8 Big Block (360) 350 HP's i get about 15 miles to the gallon in the city and 20 on the highway......P.S. anybody who starts by saying that other people have a small penis problem well i guess the rubber fell off your 1/4 inch killer and your girlfriend left you and got with a real man who happens to drive a hummer.. You think?
Posted by: I love a good HUMMER | Oct 23, 2007 12:27:21 PM
We work on these pigs in our shop, every time I test drive them after repairs, I always get flipped off, even though its not my vehicle.
The big problem is they are poser trucks, big and tall and yet look underneath, no ground clearance, and thats without the foot rail, which everyone has.
And then they are so wide they cant manuever off road.
In our offroad club we had a guy with an h2, what a joke, the only thing it was good for was plowing through snow, if the trail was really really wide.
But any worthy offroad rig can do that such as a rover or wrangler and can actually be used on real life trails.
Hummers are poser vehicles, not capable of what their looks say they can do, owned by poser owners who never leave the highway, I know, I see the undersides of them all day long.
If you want to stay on the road, buy a nice car, if you need a capable offroad rig, get a jeep, 4runner, pathfinder, benz G wagon, even an h3, if you want to look like a moron and get flipped off daily buy an H2.
Posted by: jack | Jan 6, 2008 5:14:30 AM
Ha! These Hummer hater sites are always so funny! The people who raise the biggest stink don't even own one. I kind of equate it to a group of geeky virgins sitting around trying to give Hugh Heffner bedroom advice! Hummer haters crack me up!
DL
Posted by: Donny | Jan 19, 2008 2:51:37 PM
i personally dont like hummers...hey im not saying you cant have one just because i dont like them...im just saying theyre the epitome of why everyone thinks americans are stupid self-indulgent pigs...theyre big,not as safe as everyone would thinks,have just about as much ground clearance as a normal SUV and to top it all off,they waste gas and pollute our already crumbling ecosystem.Yea and dont say the only reason i dont like them is cuz i dont have enough money or a good enough education to make the money to buy one....cuz i do...thats not the point..the point is theyre a waste of money and american cars really really suck...no ifs ands or buts about it....and dont go all patriotic and tell me the to be a real american i have to love everything american cuz america rocks....cuz thats just not the case....judge me all you want...say that im a "hummer hater" and that im just peeved cuz i dont own one..say that i suck at life or watever....but hummers suck..so do alot of american cars...o well....thats how the cookie crumbles..peace
Posted by: momo | Feb 3, 2008 4:36:06 PM
Why should anyone be subject to this kind of radicue because they drive a Hummer? How come no one is flipping the bird to the Private Jets, Gigantic yachts, people who lived in gigantic homes? Why single out the Hummer Drivers? who maybe hard working people who just like the look of the car? If people can love something ugly, like the ugliest dogs, or cats, why can't people like an ugly looking car? There are most people doing more damage to the planet than the Hummer. I see maybe one or two Hummer a day in my neck of the woods, but I see hundreds of SUV from Jeeps, Mercedes, Lexus, Toyota, Honda and Nissan, I think the damage Hummer done is minimal compare to this other companies.
Posted by: dots | Feb 7, 2008 11:24:08 PM
You're all gay shut up.
Posted by: d | Mar 9, 2008 7:08:30 AM
* The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.
* The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn't even required to publish its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for normal use). So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our "spoils of victory" during each trip to the grocery store.
* The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.'s optimistic claim that it gets13 mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a typical year, nearly double that of G.M.'s Chevrolet Malibu sedan.
* The H2 is a death machine. You'd better hope that you don't collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your ass goodbye thanks to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn't afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you...?
* The H2 is a tax loophole. Under the current tax laws, business owners can deduct nearly half the cost of their H2s. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $10,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car.
Posted by: eeeeee | Mar 9, 2008 7:12:37 AM
You guys slay me...
Why would you even care what someone else drives?
The H2 gets the same gas millage or better than many large SUV's or pick-ups get. Hell, my Jeep Wrangler Rubicon barley gets 14 mpg. (my wifes H3 gets better mpg)As far as being a hazard to the little shit-shaker your driving, thats your problem, if your afraid in a small car, get a bigger one. I'm pretty sure that there were big trucks on the road way before the H2 was around (do you really think you would fair any better if you were hit by an Escalade or a full size pick-up or an 18 wheeler?)
All vehicles are tax deductible if used for a business you moron. Theres no loop-hole for Hummer owners, morons like you just make stuff up (or believe what they hear from other morons like yourself) Don't believe me? all you have to do is take your lazy liberal ass to the IRS website and look for yourself.
Next time THINK before you type.
For the guy that thinks the H2 is for posers...maybe (but who cares?). I see just as many posers driving around in Jeeps. But I don't go around wasting my time bashing them for it. (Hint...get a life moron).
Posted by: Trapper | May 3, 2008 11:38:27 PM
